♚ Meghantron ♚

Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

robinade:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

guys i am actually crying with laughter

(via stephysuccubus)

There’s nothing more depressing than realizing a video game character your playing as has more sex than you do. Wahhh.